why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we made out on top of his cat.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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