Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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