I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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