is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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