I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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