I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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