Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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