Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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