New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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