Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".

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(509): View more from Washington

She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.

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(512): View more from Texas

At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious

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(270): View more from Kentucky

it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.

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(804): View more from Virginia

my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...

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