Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You've changed since you got that strap on