I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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