Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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