do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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