I'm gonna have a badass scar
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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