his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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