how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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