love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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