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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Found your dick twin last night
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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