absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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