I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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