everyone is single if you try hard enough
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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