this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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