he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize