Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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