Don't you send me to vm
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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