Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it's great music for shaving your balls
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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