my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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