WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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