I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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