the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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