I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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