clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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