Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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