Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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