Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this hospital has no fireball
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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