you would pick up someone in the library
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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