Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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