whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
How naked do you want me to be?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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