If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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