we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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