So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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