Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
