walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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