kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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