I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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