Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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