wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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