This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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