Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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