The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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