All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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