So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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