wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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