so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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