it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.