I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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