Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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